and today is...

6h43: Birds are singing, rain is pattering, nature is calling. Unghhh, 8h30 is too early to get up today. 9h15 sounds better. Reset alarm.

11h57: Wow, it feels late. Why hasn’t the alarm gone off yet? I must have been really into that dream. *look at phone* NOON?! My alarm obviously didn’t go off.

12h15: I try to wake myself up with some cereal. It doesn’t seem to be working.

13h03: Maybe some history homework will perk up my brain. Nope.

13h26: Coffee? ...

14h22: Ok, maybe exercise. Hmm. Good idea, but it’s not working today either.

14h54: Browse ThinkGeek and find adorable Star Trek uniform onesies for babies. Post link on profile like a loser.

14h58: Video chat with Mom for a while, discover that she can’t seem to wake up either. (Mom: “Dead sea horses are so funny.”) It’s just one of those days.

15h42: I eat an apple, because somewhere I heard that they can wake you up better than coffee. I’m not so sure.

16h08: Give up and take a shower. I don’t care how many liters of water I use today. :P

16h29: Reluctantly trudge to the library to return overdue books. Oh, wonderful...I’m out of toilet paper too. Looks like a trip to the store as well.

Ten hours in, and my conclusion? It’s a Monday. Most definitely, without a doubt, Monday.